interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

Even if I was the skinniest girl of all time whenever a song comes on that says “fuck them skinny bitches” I’d be like “hell yeah! Fuck ‘em!”

I don’t think parents understand how hard it is to not be able to drive and be too broke to get them a present. It’s like I have $20 to my name and I need it all for lunch next week.

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.”